"I want to gather building materials in secret, stockpile ingredients in equal secrecy, and build Ye Olde Timey Burger King with an oven to bake its own bread, and a real kitchen, these fuckin' click-clack cash registers. Leave detailed illustrations of all the recipes, make all the branding, fuckin' make the Burger King costume with a gold mask and imply that the owner has to wear it, and see what people who have never, ever, seen a Burger King do with it. Literally make a business overnight and abandon it like a hermit crab."